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<title>Red Matter</title>
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<description>Red Matter</description>
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<dc:creator>devind@gmail.com</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-09-06T05:42:02-07:00</dc:date>

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<title>Site MOVED!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[For anyone who stumbles on this site, we have moved all our current content and updates to www.backgroundnoise.ca.&#160; Be sure to check it out!]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-08-16T17:37:49-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 038: Hump, Don't Hunt</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Your ears are about to be popped right in the drums with another episode of Background Noise! Discussed this week is a man who claims a cow seduced him into sex, thoughts and opinions on animal rights/animal cruelty, why fat men get laid more than fat women, reality TV shows, E3 (video game showcase) and much, much more! If you like laughing, learning, and being entertained, then LISTEN UP... or down... either way, just LISTEN and spread the word! This show is growing like a very carefully cared]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-06-17T20:35:47-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 37: Ving Rhames with a Poleaxe</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Devin, the brains behind this whole operation, is away doing manly man things.... But luckily, Jon has the skills and power to make sure that the show goes on! Conversation topics this week include Drake and Eminem's new albums, how WoW can save your life, whether or not it's cool to date/juice a friend's ex, Gary Coleman's scandalous ex-wife, and a list of execution styles, including an execution that involves you shitting all over yourself while being baked in the sun and eaten by insects. Ser]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-06-10T21:07:12-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 36: TouchDowns!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Oh no... Derrek is sick and not in studio... buuuuuut we have him on Skype and the show goes on! WHAT A TWIST! Let's talk about guilty pleasure songs and wild Asian ass... and maybe we could also discuss whether it's cool or not to hit the clubs when you're in a relationship? Yeah, I like that... and while we're at it, let's talk about denying people's friend requests on Facebook and a lot of other wacky things of interest! It's episode 36 and it's a Heinz of a pickle!

You can download it her]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-06-03T19:40:59-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 35: Jon Hippity Hops</title>
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<description><![CDATA[  Imagine a world that has miracle berries that make everything you eat taste sweet; a world where incredibly white men read DMX lyrics; a world where laughter, insight, and advice are plentiful...now imagine not having to imagine this world because it actually exists and is called BACKGROUND NOISE! STEP INTO OUR WORLD AND DANCE WITH US, YOU MADMEN AND MADWOMEN! Episode 35 is fresh for your grill...I mean...your ears. Just download &#38; listen, okay 
You can download it here:
&#160;
Or Strea]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-05-27T19:45:35-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 34: Pedophile Island</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Episode 34: Pedophile Island 

 What a turbulent episode! Derrek gets pissed off, Devin &#38; Jon debate as usual, and Luke James&#8217; voice sounds like a hoarse Fran Drescher...but that doesn&#8217;t mean that Background Noise isn&#8217;t in full effect! We discuss new sex offender laws, back-up plans, signs it&#8217;s time to dump a friend, Life Aquatic, Human Centipede, Ciara&#8217;s new music video, music in general, and other things that may or   may not be of interest. Background Noise]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-05-20T19:33:20-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>3 New Episodes!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Holy crap I missed 3 weeks of updates on this site.&#160; SO incase you don't check www.backgroundnoise.ca on a consistent basis, here are the links for all 3 episodes!

Episode 31 - Drink, Kids, DRINK!

Episode 32 - Gigolo Raid

Episode 33 - Lamb Broth Baby Food]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-05-13T20:44:53-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 30: Sledgehammer Head Slammer</title>
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<description><![CDATA[BANZAI!  It's the Super Mega Special 30th Episode Show!  We have sledgehammer killings, bestiality farms, monkey police, and a whole treasure chest filled to the brim with other discussion topics to keep you interested, make you laugh, and give you something to talk about.  If this show doesn't twist your nipples, then I don't know what does!  KAPOOOOW!
You can download it here: 
Or Stream it here:
&#160;




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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-04-22T20:33:07-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 29: Rapeaxe</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The thing about Background Noise is that it's amazing. Why? Well, we discuss celibate celebrities, porn for blind people, Steven Seagal's sex slave, the weird habits of our listeners, the &#34;rape axe&#34;, embarrassing trends, and why nice guys don't always get a lot of women. That's not all that's in this barrel of fun though, so jump in like it's Donkey Kong Country and prepare to be blasted off!
You can download it here: 
Or Stream it here:
&#160;




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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-04-16T14:19:07-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 28: Semen Walruses</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you want your ears to get aroused, listen to episode 28 of Background Noise! We have a gay wrestler, aliens, a bunch of topless broads marching, a blind car driver, orgies, breastfeeding, a bunch of Turkeys, semen walruses, and then some! Okay...we don't &#34;have&#34; all of those things, but we DO discuss them. That's good enough, right?
Chuck it on your iPod as you go for a walk, listen to it in the morning as you drink your coffee, or relax with us after work! No, we're not professiona]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-04-08T18:56:41-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 27: Angry Angry Hippos</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Episode 27: Angry Angry Hippos

Put your hands up on our hips, when we dip, you dip we dip....into another exciting installment of Background Noise! What other show gives you hippo facts, gives you tips on how to save $, has lots of immature d!ck jokes, and helps listeners out with their personal problems? None that I know of, and that's what makes us so damn special! Your ears will melt at the sultry sounds of our show! Enjoy, kiddos!
Chuck it on your iPod as you go for a walk, listen to it ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-04-01T19:52:25-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 26: 10 Bus Commandments</title>
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<description><![CDATA[It's Dev's birthday week and our Half-A-Year celebration! we have a SUPER MEGA show! Open up your ears to hear about the &#34;10 Bus Commandments&#34;, a personal story from Derrek, a tale of SORCERY!, the magic of mosquitoes, a giraffe in a dumpster, stories about teachers, drinking games, an interview with Down South Darryl, &#38; then some! HAKUNA MATATAAAAAA!
Chuck it on your iPod as you go for a walk, listen to it in the morning as you drink your coffee, or relax with us after work! No, ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-03-25T18:49:11-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 25: Microwave  Tanning</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Warning: this episode of Background Noise is hilarious AND informative! That's right, we make you laugh AND we teach you things! Tune in to hear about an old man who punches random children, how sitting down will kill you, the effects of tanning and cancer, Derrek crawling into a microwave, our listeners' prized stuffed animals, and then some! BIG BANG BABY IT'S LIKE CRASH CRASH CRAAAAAAAAASH!
Chuck it on your iPod as you go for a walk, listen to it in the morning as you drink your coffee, or r]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-03-18T18:50:51-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 24: Oscars</title>
<link>http://redmattersite.com/html/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=253</link>
<description><![CDATA[Check out the freshest episode of Background Noise to get our take on the Oscars! Also discussed is a woman who has 4 titties, Lil Wayne in jail, the art of multi-tasking, the effects of small talk, superpowers, wilderness survival, and a gaggle of other fascinating topics...because that's what we do - FASCINATE!
Chuck it on your iPod as you go for a walk, listen to it in the morning as you drink your coffee, or relax with us after work! No, we're not professionals...we're just some guys shooti]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T16:16:44-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 23: Cuss-free Week</title>
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<description><![CDATA[It's no cussing week this time around, and as a way of enforcing that rule, each of the Background Noise members was equipped with a foam plastic sword meant for whacking those guilty of uttering crass language!  Who got the most whacks?  Whose sword was it that broke?  Whose ear got seriously jacked up?  Listen up and find out!  Some of the stories discussed this week include a $40K NES game, a killer whale that killed it's trainer, Spider-Man losing his job, the PS3 2K10 bug, and much, much mo]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-03-04T20:52:27-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Episode 22: Olympic Pole-Dancing</title>
<link>http://redmattersite.com/html/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=251</link>
<description><![CDATA[Have you ever thought about introducing the art of pole-dancing to the Olympics?  Have you ever dumped someone over FB?  Do you feel like you're getting old?  Did you see Tiger Woods' apology?  Or what about Gary Coleman EXPLODING in his latest interview?  Well damn, whether you answer yes or no to these questions, listen to our show anyway because we've got you covered like a snuggie on a chilly Winter's eve!  We also discuss the local cross-burning and share a lot of other ear candy, so LISTEN]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-02-25T21:21:16-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>The Late Holiday and Reviews</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Mortal Komedy is back! It's a Christmas/Valentine's Day massacre and late for both!
Santa has been eliminating everyone off the naughty list in an attempt to move Earthrealm to Nerthrealm. Will our &#34;heroes&#34; stop him or are they too upset over their game of New Mario Bros Wii?

                                           
Day of Transfusions

Also Double Upadate for reviews... because I was slow. It's Day of the Dead 2 and Automaton Transfusion! 
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<dc:subject>Phelan</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-02-24T22:10:32-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by Phelous</dc:creator>
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<title>Doritos viralocity!</title>
<link>http://redmattersite.com/html/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=249</link>
<description><![CDATA[Harsh Knuckle and I joined forces to make a Doritos Viralocity entry.&#160; 

Check it out below and if you feel like helping me out, check out the main website at http://bit.ly/9fi8k4
You can also check out the other part to the viral aspect here: http://blackops.hkninternational.com/

  



- Dev]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Video News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-02-23T16:51:39-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Background Noise Episode 21: Moments of Terror</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Background Noise 21! Listen up to hear about moments of terror, thieving internet fans, walk-in clinics, gamer gangs, that Twilight guy's allergy to vaginas, Christians that say, &#34;Shut-up, bitches!&#34;, and to hear the answer to one of life's difficult questions: should rape victims take the blame? You probably already know the answer to that question, but listen to us anyway just to be sure!
You can download it here: 
Or Stream it here:
&#160;




]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-02-18T22:05:47-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Happy Valentine's Day! New LJT writing!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[
Happy Valentine's Day! Red Matter's love for its' fans is as sharp as a razor...'s edge.

It's Valentine's Day and I'm a single man who is sick at home with a nasty cold...so will you all take pity on me and read my writing? You better, because this one has been in the works for about a month now! It's entitled &#34;Between Men &#38; Women&#34;, and it's about just that - all of the bullshit that goes on between the two sexes! Click HERE to read it, think about it, and discuss it. LUKE JAM]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Luke_James</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-02-14T18:20:21-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by Luke</dc:creator>
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<title>Background Noise - Episode 20: Valentines Day</title>
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<description><![CDATA[It's Valentine's Day...well, close to it...so here's our Valentine's Day special! Listen up for some tips and tricks on how to make sure that your Valentine's Day goes swimmingly - regardless of whether you have a significant other or not! There's also a discussion about John Mayer's recent N-bomb, the sharing of thoughts and memories about this lovey dovey time of the year, and a whole other bushel of hilarious and informative goodies for you to munch on! All we want is your LOVE...and your ear]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-02-11T21:07:07-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>What wood Wood's say: Episode 5</title>
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<description><![CDATA[FINALLY we have another episode released! After countless days of searching, we find Woods passed out beside an old tree stump. We can only guess as to what he was doing, but I am pretty sure it had something to do with Moonjuice. This episode is all about the homosexuals and Wood's view on the subject.&#160; Watch it below or&#160;click HERE to watch it directly on YouTube.
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<dc:subject>Red Matter</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-02-06T02:44:29-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Background Noise - Episode 19: Groundhog Monks</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Background Noise - Episode 19:  Groundhog Monks
Groundhog's Day happened, Grammys were given out, and it's Black History Month! Based on that, how could this episode suck? Okay, don't answer that...but along with those happenings, we also discuss gay ass kids, sexual predators on X-Box, a sex robot, and then some! PUT THIS IN YOUR EARS AND SMOKE IT!

Chuck it on your iPod as you go for a walk, listen to it in the morning as you drink your coffee, or relax with us after work! No, we're not pro]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-02-04T20:23:25-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Background Noise - Episode 18: All White Basketball</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Background Noise - Episode 18
Male prostitutes, Burger King bars &#38; all-white basketball leagues! No, the world isn't coming to an end...it's just another episode of Background Noise full of whacky news, opinions, laughs, and maybe even a few insights (the keyword there being &#34;few&#34;)! Listen to us while you do boring shit, because frankly, we make life exciting! Background Noise: PUT THIS IN YOUR EARS AND SMOKE IT!

Chuck it on your iPod as you go for a walk, listen to it in the m]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-01-28T20:02:35-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer</title>
<link>http://redmattersite.com/html/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=242</link>
<description><![CDATA[I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer
What happens when someone knows the score of last summer's game? They kill people that bullied them 20 years ago obviously!

SD LINK
HD LINK

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<dc:subject>Phelan</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-01-24T16:27:55-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by Phelous</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Background Noise - Episode 17</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Background Noise - Episode 17
Mystikal is out of jail, cats are riding on buses, people are smashing windows, old broads are getting stuck in elevators for days at a time, and frightening people are lurking in alleys! Background Noise covers all of this, and more, so kickback, relax, and PUT THIS IN YOUR EARS AND SMOKE IT!

Chuck it on your iPod as you go for a walk, listen to it in the morning as you drink your coffee, or relax with us after work! No, we're not professionals...we're just som]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-01-22T00:28:59-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Background Noise - Episode 16: Homeward Bound is Beautiful</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Background Noise - Episode 16: Homeward Bound is Beautiful

Come check out episode 16 of Background Noise, ya turkeys! We discuss people who are suicidal because of the movie Avatar, movies that made us cry, ways to break the ice with strangers, and that's not all! We also discuss steroids in sports &#38; introduce our brand new segment, &#34;Ride the Poll&#34;! Who are the top dead celebrities that our creepy listeners want to have sex with? Well, listen up and find out! Put this in your ea]]></description>
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<dc:subject>BackgroundNoise</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-01-14T21:13:50-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>Evil Santas and Evil Bunnys</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Night of the Lepus
 A movie which actually wants you to take bunny rabbits as a SERIOUS, deadly, enemy. Guess they aren't so cute anymore!

...Well actually they look exactly the same.
 SD VERSION
 HD VERSION

 

Santa's Slay

The lovable Bill Goldberg spears and jackhammers your heart with his holiday thrill ride on Santa's Slay! If Bill Goldberg as a slashing Santa doesn't get you back into the Holiday spirit I don't know what will.
SD VERSION
 HD VERSION

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<dc:subject>Phelan</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-01-14T15:41:34-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by Phelous</dc:creator>
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<title>Background Noise - Episode 15: Heroin How-To</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Background Noise - Episode 15: Heroin How-To

Holy guacamole! Background Noise still exists? I thought they all would've died by now! Well, since they're still alive and doing a show, let's take a look at some of the trinkets from the 15th episode: sexercise, Gilbert Arenas, children behave better when smacked, how to use heroine, people unhappy on the job, politeness, winter, and a whole lot of other ill shit! Put this in your ears and smoke it!
 
Chuck it on your iPod as you go for a walk,]]></description>
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<dc:date>2010-01-07T19:39:27-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by dev</dc:creator>
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<title>New LJT Writing!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[

Well, it's only a couple of days into 2K10 and I've got a fresh writing for ya already! I hope everybody had a good holiday season, and hopefully this writing will provide some insight that'll help kick this new year off properly! Click HERE to check it out...and hey...thanks to everyone for reading my writings over the years! It helps keep me sane to do these, and to know that people are reading them just makes me feel good, gaw dammit!

P.S. As per usual, scroll down, would ya? There are]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Luke_James</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-01-03T19:38:43-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by Luke</dc:creator>
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